Thread: DaiLy jokes

Well done cj

Originally Posted by KING Z28 HAWK

Fucking hilarious.

cj thats fucking epic lol

thats awesome cj. lol

What u call Asian street racing? He was actually just criusing. What u call a car full black guys? Illegally tinted windows.

True facts that alot people don't know about rain; ran a 3 legged race by myself, got disqualified for cheating. Indian chief name me, hung like horse. My real name is Mai Wang long. I can pogo without a stick. I was kicked out of africa for embrassing the people, they call me a show off. I took a leak now it's called the Nile. Once I nutted and made the milky way. Aliens hate me cuz I probe them. My ish so long I can fuck a bitch tomorrow, today. I don't get pussy I get stomach.

I was to only guy in the high jump without a stick. I can moonwalk, really I can. One time I did a burnout, now it's called global warming. I race a lighting once and smoked it, I'm not talking about a ford. Drift king have videos of me. Jesus and I are homies he actually lives in Visalia.

Joke of the day! Every time I go racing the cops come over and arrest me for RAPE!

you know how i know our economy is fucked up? for the first time in my life i saw a homeless asian person! in fresno! i was like damn he's making us look bad.

lol